Codigo Secreto

Human law enforcement machine.
Markings: lighty, flashy things on top.
Defensive capability: minimal.
Explodes on impact with giant weenie.
Evaluation: Pathetic.
Pathetic Earth vehicle.

I don’t get why parents are always complaining about how tough it is to raise kids. You joke around with them, you give them pizza, you give them candy, you let them live their lives. They’re adults, for God’s sake.

—Michael Scott

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